Those of you who’ve followed my writing and social media posting over the years know I have a very special place in my heart for the Disney theme parks… and, prior to becoming the guy who turns a certain shade of green on particularly twisty rollercoasters, I was happy to explore amusement parks like Cedar Point, Kings Island, and Magic Mountain.
Parallel to that is my love of a long lineage of amusement park building computer games – the original wonder that was Rollercoaster Tycoon (plus all of the reboots and expansions), followed by the much more robust Planet Coaster and over the last year or so, the amazing Planet Coaster 2. (You do NOT want to ask me about the park I’m building – it’s the rough equivalent of asking a D&D player about their character.)
The search for a really excellent theme park board/card game has been less successful.
- I enjoy Joe Huber’s Scream Machine – but until it gets a reprint, the graphic design of the prototype was loads better than the published version.
- The Rollercoaster Tycoon board game has all kinds of weird thematic issues (why are we competing for customers but working together to build the park?!) but it is a decent family game.
- Unfair (and the expansions) have a lot of game stuffed into the box – but it can be a particularly mean “take-that-y” experience, which isn’t always a crowd pleaser.
- Adlung Land is clever and a very good game – but it would benefit not being shoehorned into a small card box.
- Coney Island – despite being designed by Michael Schacht – just fell flat for me.
- I’ve already made my irritation with Carnival very clear.
- Dinosaur Island: Rawr’n’Write focuses on building/drawing your own Jurassic Park, which is very cool. I’ve had a lot of fun soloing the game – but it hasn’t got as many positive reactions as a multiplayer game.
- Disney’s The Magic Kingdom Game is a family game with lovely 3D bits… and nothing more.
- I’m still waiting for Eric Burgess to finish designing his Theme Park game. 🙂
Yes, I know there are a lot of other theme park games out there – this isn’t an exhaustive list.
The theme park game that’s most likely to get to my table right now is Tenpenny Parks – and that gets us past the proverbial Main Street of my autobiographical musings to the hub of my review. (OK, I promise to cut back on the Disneyland metaphors starting… now.)







