Founder and editor of Bagging Monthly, Ted Alspach, has been caught breaking bagging protocols. Our crack undercover reporter has obtained photographic evidence of his scandalous bagging practices. In direct conflict with the principles of his previous published works found here,
Mr. Alspach has used inferior quality bags, including apparently recycled freezer Baggie from 2006. The incriminating evidence is below.
Mr. Alspach could not be reached for comment.
[Ed. note- Of course, the OG would not be forced to try such pathetic attempts at humor if we still had a comic strip. Sigh.]