Founder and editor of Bagging Monthly, Ted Alspach, has been caught breaking bagging protocols. Our crack undercover reporter has obtained photographic evidence of his scandalous bagging practices. In direct conflict with the principles of his previous published works found here,
Mr. Alspach has used inferior quality bags, including apparently recycled freezer Baggie from 2006. The incriminating evidence is below.
Mr. Alspach could not be reached for comment.
[Ed. note- Of course, the OG would not be forced to try such pathetic attempts at humor if we still had a comic strip. Sigh.]
I’m shattered. I was just planning on finding the right size sleeves for my new copy of Ultimate Werewolf.
But now … this.
Can we have no true heroes anymore?
These allegations are entirely false. I don’t even use those inferior ziplock bags for food (I use spare 4mil bags, and they keep food fresh longer).
Disgusting. May as well just use old potato chip bags help closed with those clips. Or store expansions in pizza boxes.